• Question: How’d you grow that great beard?

    Asked by 659nenp25 to Mossy on 13 Nov 2018.
    • Photo: Mossy

      Mossy answered on 13 Nov 2018:

      Aaaaah now there’s a question worthy of an answer. I’ll let me beard answer if that’s ok…

      “Yarrr…I grew on his face through hard graft and sacrifice. See, my mother was a lonely women who spent her days playing cards and watching Jeremy Kyle. And one day she said to me ‘Son, go out and find yourself a face to grow on, or you won’t get any dinner’. …three years later, here I am”.